Detachment

 - You know, I think after meditating so long, my Vishuddhi is now completely clear. I am fully detached from everything that is outside. Inside is all that matters.

- Have some more butter chicken...

- Oh, no!!! I finished my calories for the day. I am trying to lose a few pounds before The New Year!

99 problems..

 

Santa

 

Council

 - The council is due for renewal. We all submitted candidates and vibrations were checked

- Do you think anybody gave my name?

- No, I don't think so.

- WHY NOT?!?

- Because people that know you, love you...

Karma restaurant

There is a new restaurant named Karma. 

It doesn’t have a menu. 

You just get what you deserve.

Families' conversations

Wife: Honey, what are you doing?
Husband: I'm thinking about how to clean my right Swadhisthan.

*

Husband: Hey love, what did you talk to your friend for 2h?

Wife: We talk about how to go into total silence!

All that I want (is to be the spirit)

Do The Shoebeat - Georgeous Lemon-Aid

Yogi evaluation

To be or not to be ... humble

It will pass

Chores

Shri Kartikeya Puja (1986) - lovely excerpts

Quiet during meditation

Shri Krishna Puja 1987 - lovely excerpts

Other people's opinion

Stating the truth

Stomach problems

Generation Z (part 4)

(Read also part 1)

- Garfield, I, I, I think you have a big ego...

- Yes, I do, I am aware of that...

- And?!?

- And what?

- Aren't you upset about that?

- No, because I am in a better position than you are.

- How is that?

- My ego is so big and because of that, it cannot become bigger. So I am constant. You on the other hand...

Generation Z (part 3)

(Read also part 1)

- Garfield, this means nothing. It does not really matter how you name a chakra, it is still the same chakra. What it is important is to apply the techniques in the same way.

- Like what?

- For example, the process of raising Kundalini and taking bandhan is to be done in the same way.

- Really?!?

- Yes, really!!!

- And how is that?

- It is simple, everybody knows that. You raise the Kundalini first time and tie a knot. You raise the second time and tie two knots. The third time, three knots. Then you put yourself into a bandhan, starting from left to right and back, seven times.

- Are you sure?

- I am absolutely sure.

- Should we research?

- Let's!

Check different ways to take bandhan here: http://sahajayogaencyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Bandhan