Arguing

 

Serious stuff

 

Abandon

 

How long to meditate

 

Thoughtless

New treatment

 We can import this to our Sahaj treatments as well.

Detachment

 - You know, I think after meditating so long, my Vishuddhi is now completely clear. I am fully detached from everything that is outside. Inside is all that matters.

- Have some more butter chicken...

- Oh, no!!! I finished my calories for the day. I am trying to lose a few pounds before The New Year!

Santa

 

Council

 - The council is due for renewal. We all submitted candidates, and vibrations were checked

- Do you think anybody suggested my name?

- No, I don't think so.

- WHY NOT?!?

- Because people who know you love you...

Karma restaurant

There is a new restaurant named Karma. 

It doesn’t have a menu. 

You just get what you deserve.

Families' conversations

Wife: Honey, what are you doing?
Husband: I'm thinking about how to clean my right Swadhisthan.

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Husband: Hey love, what did you talk to your friend for 2h?

Wife: We talk about how to go into total silence!

Yogi evaluation

To be or not to be ... humble

It will pass

Chores

Quiet during meditation

Other people's opinion

Stating the truth

Stomach problems

Biggest ego

- Garfield, I, I, I think you have a big ego...

- Yes, I do, I am aware of that...

- And?!?

- And what?

- Aren't you upset about that?

- No, because I am in a better position than you are.

- How is that?

- My ego is so big, and because of that, it cannot become bigger. So I am constant. You, on the other hand...