Comedy club

Why did the Sahaja Yogi bring a foot-soaking bucket to the comedy club?

Because they heard the comedian's material was completely catchy.

Thoughtless

New treatment

 We can import this to our Sahaj treatments as well.

Detachment

 - You know, I think after meditating so long, my Vishuddhi is now completely clear. I am fully detached from everything that is outside. Inside is all that matters.

- Have some more butter chicken...

- Oh, no!!! I finished my calories for the day. I am trying to lose a few pounds before The New Year!

99 problems..

 

Santa

 

Council

 - The council is due for renewal. We all submitted candidates, and vibrations were checked

- Do you think anybody suggested my name?

- No, I don't think so.

- WHY NOT?!?

- Because people who know you love you...

Karma restaurant

There is a new restaurant named Karma. 

It doesn’t have a menu. 

You just get what you deserve.

Families' conversations

Wife: Honey, what are you doing?
Husband: I'm thinking about how to clean my right Swadhisthan.

*

Husband: Hey love, what did you talk to your friend for 2h?

Wife: We talk about how to go into total silence!

All that I want (is to be the spirit)

Do The Shoebeat - Georgeous Lemon-Aid

Yogi evaluation

To be or not to be ... humble

It will pass

Chores

Shri Kartikeya Puja (1986) - lovely excerpts

Quiet during meditation

Shri Krishna Puja 1987 - lovely excerpts

Other people's opinion

Stating the truth