Santa

 

Council

 - The council is due for renewal. We all submitted candidates, and vibrations were checked

- Do you think anybody suggested my name?

- No, I don't think so.

- WHY NOT?!?

- Because people who know you love you...

Karma restaurant

There is a new restaurant named Karma. 

It doesn’t have a menu. 

You just get what you deserve.

Families' conversations

Wife: Honey, what are you doing?
Husband: I'm thinking about how to clean my right Swadhisthan.

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Husband: Hey love, what did you talk to your friend for 2h?

Wife: We talk about how to go into total silence!