Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Detachment

 - You know, I think after meditating so long, my Vishuddhi is now completely clear. I am fully detached from everything that is outside. Inside is all that matters.

- Have some more butter chicken...

- Oh, no!!! I finished my calories for the day. I am trying to lose a few pounds before The New Year!

Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Council

 - The council is due for renewal. We all submitted candidates, and vibrations were checked

- Do you think anybody suggested my name?

- No, I don't think so.

- WHY NOT?!?

- Because people who know you love you...

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Karma restaurant

There is a new restaurant named Karma. 

It doesn’t have a menu. 

You just get what you deserve.

Saturday, October 23, 2021

Families' conversations

Wife: Honey, what are you doing?
Husband: I'm thinking about how to clean my right Swadhisthan.

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Husband: Hey love, what did you talk to your friend for 2h?
Wife: We talk about how to go into total silence!






Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Generation Z (part 4)

(Read also part 1)

- Garfield, I, I, I think you have a big ego...

- Yes, I do, I am aware of that...

- And?!?

- And what?

- Aren't you upset about that?

- No, because I am in a better position than you are.

- How is that?

- My ego is so big and because of that, it cannot become bigger. So I am constant. You on the other hand...